By Steve Young • “I’ll be blunt: we need to raise A LOT of money in the next 12 HOURS, or an arbitrary amount of money won’t have been raised by an artificial deadline.”
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By Michael Gerber • “In polls, a majority of the emperor's supporters denied he'd been naked at all.”Read More
By Jack Handey • “You have grown so much, from the high doses of hormones and super-proteins. Soon you will be a big clone, with healthy young organs to harvest.”Read More
By Larry Doyle • "Welcome once again to Adventures by Disney’s Royal Subterranean River Cruise. I’m Larry, your cruise director, bringing you the latest Lowdown from Down Under for the next Tuesday or possibly Wednesday of Eternity."Read More
By James Folta • “You don’t know me, but I’m a longtime fan of your organization and its various missions. Congratulations on the Moon landing and my condolences on the lost rovers. I’m writing to make a specific request: I would like to fight an alien.”Read More
By James Finn Garner • Feel the razor-sharp blade of satire, William Carlos Williams.
Read MoreBy Tim Harrod • “The hardcover edition was dedicated ‘to my radiant muse Emily.’ Please forget that was ever there. This book is now dedicated to whoever gets me my DVDs and my cat back.”Read More
By Merrill Markoe • “Aren’t we all getting a little sick of living in a country that operates like a big dysfunctional family, so perennially disgusted by large numbers of our fellow Americans that we have no choice but to dread any mandatory gatherings?”Read More
By Quentin Hardy • “We must, as a species, face facts: We live inside a narcissist, and a dangerous one at that. Infinitely hot, infinitely dense, always expanding.”Read More
By Steve Young • “Star Wars Episode VIII is well into production, yet several crucial plot points have yet to be figured out. Elements need to be superficially new, yet comfortingly familiar. Summary of discussion follows.”Read More
By Simon Rich • “Would you be able to remain impartial if the defendant were a celebrity?”Read More
By Brian McConnachie • “When I saw him leap from the car, it became clear to me what he was saying. He was saying, Take action.”Read More
By George Meyer • “Let’s talk about last night’s prison break.”Read More